May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your gynecologist, your plumber and the Inland Revenue Authority.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage/credit card/loan interest not rise.
May you get Bus or MRT or Tube once you arrive the station and may you find a seat in the rush crowded public transport. For those who own car: May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than half an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.
May you have nice and plenty of free food during Thingyan together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the New Year ahead.
May you wake up on the New Year that the world has not come to an end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen. May you go to the bank on Monday morning and find your account is in order, your money is still there and any mistakes are in your favor.
May we relax about the future and realize that we still have a long long time until we pass, by which time the computer is long since obsolete and so are we.
May Buddha bless and give the strength to the people of
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, and may your expense and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.
May you remember to say, "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parents, your friends; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, and your hairdresser or KTV hostess.
Finally, May we win in May.
